Six Things You Quickly Learn When You Move to a Small Town
1) All the stores close at 5:00 PM on weekdays and are closed on Sunday.
2) You have to drive an hour to get to the nearest mall.
3) Majority of the restaurants aren't worth the price you pay.
4) The fast food chains don't seem to taste quite as good as you remembered. Not to mention they can't seem to get your order right even when you are the only customer.
5) The movie theatre reminds you of the dollar theatre back home, but worse.