Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I can't believe another year has gone by so fast. 

Both of my kids are excited to see what you bring them for Christmas. And so am I.

I just wanted to drop you a note to say that while I don't have any gift wishes I do have one request.

I'm perfectly okay if you don't leave the Doggie Doo game under our tree. 

I think our Elf on the Shelf, Red, might have had something to do with the creation of it (see Our Immature Elf on the Shelf). In the future I would not recommend giving him free rein of designing new toys and games in your workshop.

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Plus, the official rules from Doggiedoogame.com sound gross:
You can only pick up the dog’s mess when it has fallen on the table. When it is hanging outside the end of the dog, just tap him on the back until it drops.
 So please, no Doggie Doo game. Mmm-kay?

Sincerely,
Meg



Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up its own poop.*

Mama’s Losin’ It 
 
*Source: http://chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info/top-100.php

21 comments:

  1. Seriously?! What has the world come to. LOL

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    1. You should see the video for it too! Here's the link ->http://youtu.be/TuhY618Nngs

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  2. What in the world...this is disgusting! I would never let my son play with this. I can't even believe that this product was manufactured!

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  3. I still can't believe this is real! When I saw it on the shelves I had to do a double take, and then of course run and tell my husband!

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  4. I am so glad JDaniel doesn't even know this exists. I so wouldn't want this on his list.

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    1. Glad he hasn't seen it either - you've been spared some doggie doo!

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  5. Oh dear Lord in heaven. You have got to be kidding me?! This is so hilariously wrong.

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    1. I know - is it wrong that I laughed the first time I saw it?

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  6. Now I've honestly seen it all. That is stunning in its grodiness.

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  7. I swear I left a comment already. yes? no?

    don't send doggie-do - I am trying to comment! LOL

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    1. Hahah. No, I won't send doggie doo your way. I don't know why, but sometimes Blogger's comment system doesn't work right.

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  8. You were very brave to bring that shifty little elf into your house! And is that Doggie Doo game a "real" game, or something designed to be a gag gift? And I don't doubt for one minute that Chuck Norris's dog is trained to pick up its own poop!

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  9. And speaking of things that make you say, "hmmmmm" this is one! I can't believe that's real. Clever. Though I do like the little plastic reindeer that you press and make them poop jelly beans. LOL

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  10. So funny- my daughter got a Barbie one year that came with a dog that pooped. Lovely right!!!

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  11. Boy am I glad we did not have the Doggie Doo game when my daughter was grown up!!!!! Yikes to that game! Have a great holiday, thanks for stopping by, Laura

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  12. I'm always amazed at all the pooping games and toys that exist in the world. WHO BUYS THESE THINGS??? Ditto for me, Santa! Ditto for me.

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  13. That is a ridiculous game!!!! And your elf is hilarious.

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