I can't believe another year has gone by so fast.
Both of my kids are excited to see what you bring them for Christmas. And so am I.
I just wanted to drop you a note to say that while I don't have any gift wishes I do have one request.
I'm perfectly okay if you don't leave the Doggie Doo game under our tree.
I think our Elf on the Shelf, Red, might have had something to do with the creation of it (see Our Immature Elf on the Shelf). In the future I would not recommend giving him free rein of designing new toys and games in your workshop.
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Plus, the official rules from Doggiedoogame.com sound gross:
You can only pick up the dog’s mess when it has fallen on the table. When it is hanging outside the end of the dog, just tap him on the back until it drops.
So please, no Doggie Doo game. Mmm-kay?
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up its own poop.*